This is a Canadian low-cost carrier that provides their passengers with so called “luxurious leather seats”. These seats make the life of their crew much easier than that of their passengers since they are “Hypo-allergic”. It not only prevents any dust from sticking on the seats, rather it drives away that every bum that touches it. Eight hours on West-jet would definitely keep a couple hundred bucks in your pockets, but would give you a back ache so bad that you would have to spend the saved money to go see the doctor.

The Best thing about this flight is simply the fact that it has satellite T.V. in every row and hence they at least provide you with entertainment while you stand in discomfort.

AMUSING ANNOUNCEMENTS:

On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."

WOULD YOU ENJOY THIS AIRLINE?

Sure, if you like your bum sliding all over the place all the time, this is the flight for you.

AMERICAN AIRLINES:

Like all other airlines, American Airlines would always thank you for flying with them. They say these words as mechanically and enthusiastically as a chat box on American Demerol. Their actions speak louder than their words when they act as if their paying passengers are a pain in the ass rather than a source for their income. They probably would enjoy their job if it weren't for us damned customers! Telegram for them: "Get over it. Delays are a common problem and even if you do call ahead and check on the status of the flight, you will still not board the flight on time. That's guaranteed.

This flight is well-known for misplacing all records especially when you have confirmed a first class ticket. Upon arriving on the airport, they will give you a blank look which clearly says, “Are you another economy-class passenger?”

AMUSING ANNOUNCEMENTS:

"We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of American Airlines.”

WOULD YOU ENJOY THIS AIRLINE?

Yes, of Course! After all, you would always get to sleep-in and not run to catch the flight.

LUFTHANSA:

Surprisingly most of their flights have an extremely improved punctuality which would definitely impress you. The only sad news for you is their rude staff especially their pilots who will definitely abandon you if they have a choice. Blame it upon their limited in flight entertainment or their poor meals; Lufthansa has an overall bad persona. They have a bad reputation for their smelly restrooms and congested seats, even if you are a Business - class passenger.

AMUSING ANNOUNCEMENTS:

"Thank you for flying with Lufthansa. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

WOULD YOU ENJOY THIS AIRLINE?

Na! Why would you travel in a flight that doesn't have video games and movies on their miny T.V screens?

AIR FRANCE:

Sure this flight is much cheaper and can often carry a buffet of salmon, ham, cheese sandwiches and even crackers and drinks sometimes. But would you get on a flight that loses one of your two suitcases? How careless can a crew of hundred's be? Misplacing bags and luggage? Granted that this flight has nice colors and looks all fancy but their cabins inside date back to the late 1940's. Shocking eh? Well, that's what they look and smell like. The putrid and foul odor of their cushion seats can definitely make you uncomfortable,

AMUSING ANNOUNCEMENTS:

“Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

WOULD YOU ENJOY THIS AIRLINE?

Maybe, only if you don't mind you luggage arriving a month after you have arrived.

KLM:

Oh, I bet you would love everything about Netherlands except this flight. The old KLM planes are as reliable and safe as a military transport jet, but the truth remains that neither of them is pleasant. Sure you get some good food like Indian Mango Curry but when it comes to being spacious, this airline displays the worst example. KLM has the smallest legroom which is totally ridiculous since most Dutch men are taller. KLM has the worst air-conditioning systems and not because they do not cool you off, but rather they freeze you. Upon asking for blankets, you would get an embarrassed, we-are-sorry reply, but never something warm and cozy.

AMUSING ANNOUNCEMENTS:

The pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

WOULD YOU ENJOY THIS AIRLINE?

Why not? Just carry some Popsicles and Slurpees with you, since they will surely not melt, but instead they might keep you warm.

EMIRATES:

Now this is an ideal flight. The footrest is much bigger and comfortable. Also, the air conditioning is a blessing and on the TV screen, you have just all sorts of fantastic movie selection from Indian and Egyptian to American. Food is amazingly delicious and the crew is so polite and respectful that for a second you would think you are in an Executive meeting at the White House.

Compared to other flights, Emirates ROCKS! So if you plan to travel in comfort, pleasure and & reassurance, Emirates us the right flight for you.

AMUSING ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Here's a normal announcement you would hear at Emirates. The air hostess announces merrily, “Thank you for flying with Emirates. We hope your enjoyed your flight with us. Have a great day.” And Of course, you would have a nice day since your journey was so relaxing.

WOULD YOU ENJOY THIS AIRLINE?

Yes! This flight is appropriate for anyone who looks forward to enjoying their journey without sliding over the seats, without waiting for delayed flights, without sitting idle with no TV, without the postponement of luggage and without freezing to death.

So here is a brief summary on how most flights can or cannot entertain you. Just in case you get stuck in one of the boring, uncomfortable flight, do not forget to take your game boy and Nintendo with you.