What is Chinglish?

Chinglish is Chinese poorly translated into English, and makes jokes of everyday matters. These signs are places in Tourist attractions where great amounts of English-Speaking Tourist go to, and they have great laughs at these signs.

Here are many examples that will crack you up.

Of course, they meant that the floor was slippery and caution you might fall, but poorly translated, it tells to slip carefully.

This was meant to be Carp, the kind of fish, eggs with Bamboo Flavor, but turned into

Crap Eggs with Bamboo, Flavor, I don't enjoy eating Crap…

The Chinese really need better English dictionaries.

This is supposed to say have a great vacation, I wonder who translated this…

I guess they were trying to write the word toilets…

Remember to check, check and check again…

This was trying to say, wherever we go, the passengers are number one.

This was saying, protect the Relic, and do not damage it.

And this was saying. Be Aware of Fire…

This says, For dangerous garbage…

Please use the dictionary!

Umm…. Can I have this is Real English?

Gourmet Washrooms…… I guess…

If you every do go to China….. Please do not pay any attention to some signs….