Caution There are Lethal Whistlers Among Us

Most whistling sounds are quite harmless. They may be tuneless, or ear piercing but that's as bad as it gets. Beware the whistling skulls which may be the sound of death.

People

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Whistling comes in many different tones. There's the flat tuneless whistle that the whistler always thinks is melodious but assaults the ear of the listener. Then there's the tuneful whistler of everything from the latest rock music right the way to Beethoven's 5th which is a source of free entertainment to passers by. Perhaps the best is the wolf whistle. Get this as you pass and know that you still 'have it', whatever 'it might be'.

Birds

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Some birds chirp and sing melodically but others just whistle. The best whistler and imitator of other birds in this part of the world is the skylark. Bird whistlers are good to listen to unless it is 5am and they are holding their very disorganised choir practise in the tree right outside your bedroom window.

Trains

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Trains used to whistle before they went all electric and started buzzing and peeping. The sound of the train whistling as steam was blow through the pipe is very much a sound of the past now. It does exist where there are preserved railways but the sheer power it signalled has long since gone in most areas. The fabulous, almost booming train whistle is now a half strangled, pathetic little burping sound.

Kettles

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Kettles used to whistle when they boiled. The steam would build up and force itself out through the whistle to alert you to the fact it had actually boiled. It continued like this until you either turned off the heat to it, or it ran out of water. Modern kettles have plugs that you push into a socket and they simply switch themselves off once they boil without letting you know.

Wind

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Wind comes in various forms as we are all painfully aware but wind that whistles usually comes through trees, or small cracks in building, down chimneys and the like. Whistling wind is a favourite sound effect in horror stories when it's wild stormy night and there's something spooky lurking in the vicinity.

Football Referee

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Football referees whistle when they want to get the attention of the players. Some of these referees have poor eye sight but whistle anyway if they think they seen infractions of the rules. This is often seen in English football stadiums where spectators can be heard to chant ' The *******ref's blind, the **** ref's blind****** get your glasses on **** ***'

Earle H.Hagan

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Earle H. Hagan is known best for writing and whistling 'The Fishin'Hole' which was the main theme to the Andy Griffith's Show and the Dick Van Dyke Show. He died in May 2008 aged 88 years.

Dog whistle

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A dog whistle? Dog's don't whistle. Well, at least I have never come across one that was talented that way. Dog whistles are very high pitched whistles which are audible to dogs but not to people Dogs have a much higher range of hearing frequency than we do. Mmm, I wonder if I can teach my dog to blow a whistle?

Aztec whistle of death

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The ancient Aztecs sometimes buried their dead with skull shaped whistles held in each hand. The sound of these was shrill, sharp and piercing. Archaeologists thought at first that these were toys but other discoveries including carvings showed that the sound produced by these whistles was thought to be the true sound of death. On that basis it might be wise to be careful while playing my clarinet. One note at the wrong frequency and poof, it could all be over.

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Comments (11)
#1 by BC Doan
Oct 10, 2008
Very interesting! Great photos, and the skull whistle is kind of scary!
#2 by Darlene McFarlane
Oct 10, 2008

This is another entertaining piece, Louie. I like the pictures, especially the dog with the fly away ears.
#3 by lanne
Oct 10, 2008
Fun article and great pics.
#4 by Karen N
Oct 10, 2008
Interesting article, that dog with the big ears is adorable.
#5 by orez
Oct 10, 2008
"Most whistling sounds are quite harmless. They may be tuneless, or ear piercing but that's as bad as it gets"

Actually, you are wrong. Lets not give people the idea that sound is harmless; any sound can cause damage to your ear .. including whistling
#6 by Gerlaine
Oct 10, 2008
I really enjoyed this piece. ~G
#7 by Ruby Hawk
Oct 10, 2008
I love the whistle of birds,tea kettles,wind,trains and people. My grandma always told me, \" A whistleing woman and a crowing hen will always come to some bad end.\" but I whistled anyway.
#8 by valli
Oct 11, 2008
Interesting article with nice photos.
#9 by Anne Lyken-Garner
Oct 12, 2008
I loved that Andy Griffiths' theme whistle.
Damn you Louie, I can hear it in my head now. It'll be stuck there for the rest of the day. LOL
#10 by goodselfme
Oct 17, 2008
Interesting info and great pics.
#11 by  Debra Mann
Nov 5, 2008
I loved the write, but the dog with the big ears gave me a chuckle.
Another interesting piece!
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