Hygiene

A list of things that might describe someone With bad hygiene. Of course it is all comical and not to be taken serious

1. You shower 1 a week
2. Your socks smell because you change them once a week
3. You think you don’t smell but everyone else can smell your odor
4. You brush your teeth once in awhile
5. You don’t own deodorant
6. you don’t own a tooth brush
7. You don’t own soap
8. When you do shower you just stand and let the water hit you and you don’t use shampoo or soap
9. You don’t own toilet paper
10. You think a bar of soap is a candy bar
11. You use the same bath water 2 days in a row to wash your self
12. You own 1 pair of socks
13. the pair of socks you own are from last year